Funny Things Kids Say (Part One)

Since I work with children who say hilarious things every day, and I am the only one who gets to hear these hilarious things, I decided to share them with the world (or the 5 or so people who read my blog).  Now keep in mind that these quotes are funnier if you know the child saying them...but nevertheless, I hope you get a few laughs.

Yesterday:
Student 1: "Miss Richardson guess what?! My sister had a baby!"
Student 2: "Wow Miss Richardson, you don't even have a baby."

What are the odds?? haha

Yesterday:
Student 1: "Here Miss R I got you something"
(she hands me a purple bouncy ball)
Me: Why are you giving this to me?"
Student 1: "Because you like balls."

Inappropriate and I almost loled.  No idea where that one came from...

Last week:
Student from another 4th grade class: "Paper is the earth's most valuable resource!"
Student from my class: "NO! Video Games are!"

I'm glad I got the intelligent ones...

A while ago:
Student to another student: "I will sue you for not looking like me!"

A while ago:Student: "Dude, if you talk, you have to kiss a hobo"

Some great examples of the work done in my class:

The week of Halloween, we had a lesson on similes, and I had my students write 6 similes about Halloween.  I gave them the example: The night was as dark as a bat's wing.  Pretty standard.  My students are OH SO creative though, and came up with some that were much better than the example I gave.

1. (this one is the best) The apple is as red as a decapitated baby.

ummmmmm.....future serial killer??

2. Frankenstein is as awesome as me.

Glad you don't have any issues with self-confidence.

3. The spider was like ice cream

I DO NOT want to know what kind of ice cream you've been eating...

4.  It was as yellow as a naked Whinnie The Pooh.

HAHAHAHAHA

5.My green snot was as green as my barf the day after Halloween.

Disgusting.


MORE TO COME...