How, you ask?
1. She pees on everything. (haha ok maybe this one doesn't fit, and if it does you might want to have that boy committed)
2. She only cuddles with me when SHE feels like it. (typical)
3. She makes a mess of my apartment. (and I know I don't see her cleaning any of it up)
4. She keeps me up ALL NIGHT. Ok this one is inappropriate haha. (sorry mom).
5. She is rude.
6. She gets mad when I don't pay enough attention to her. (if you know some of the guys I've dated this is enough said)
7. She looks cute, but deep down she's a shit head.
Since I am apparently not as much of a kitten-lover as previously stated, I decided it was time to say "bye-bye" to this new kitty (whom I have not named yet, and won't repeat the names that I usually call her), I decided I was going to take her to the Humane Society. So, I called them to make sure I could bring her by today.
My plan was to just do it fast and get it over with (that's what she said), but instead the conversation went something like this:
Me: "Hi, I have a kitten that I can't keep anymore, when can I bring her by?"
Jackass on the phone: "You have to make an appointment to surrender a kitten."
Me: "Oookk...I need to make an appointment then."
Jackass: "Well we don't have anything until November 22nd."
Me: "Are you serious? I have a kitten that I can't keep and pisses all over my apartment, what am I supposed to do with her if I can't bring her in?"
Jackass: "Well you have to make an appointment to surrender a kitten."
Me: "Oh really? I'm telling you I can't keep her. Do you want me to just let her outside then? Because I CAN'T KEEP HER IN MY APARTMENT."
Jackass: "Ma'm I wouldn't suggest letting the cat outside."
Me: "Well what do you suggest I do then?"
Jackass: "You should make an appointment to surrender her on Nov. 22nd."
Click.
Anyone want a kitten?
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