1. Eli Manning. Overrated and overpaid. I'll leave it at that.
2. Pedestrians. I went downtown today to finish some last minute Christmas shopping (which was quite unsuccessful). Not only did I get stuck behind close to a dozen idiot drivers, but I came dangerously close to hitting someone. I don't know what makes a person think it is a good idea to walk across a busy street. Find a crosswalk, idiot. And at least have the decency to RUN when I honk at you and flip you off. Or just stop so I can hit your dumb ass.
3. Bruno Mars. Not only are his lyrics cheesy and vomit-inducing, but they are like cocaine to insecure women.
"When I compliment her she won't believe me."
*Maybe find a girl who doesn't feel the need to fish for compliments.
Or his next song, which is quite the opposite:
"I would catch a grenade for you, throw my hand on a blade for you"
*Really? I'm not sure how physically injuring yourself or DYING will get a woman to love you. Good luck with that one.
