I have been pondering the question for some time:
Why is it that the hot men of today feel the need to look...homeless?
Take James Franco for instance. Not only does he look like he just jumped out of the movie Pineapple Express, but if I didn't know any better, I'd think he lived under that umbrella right behind him.
And Ashton Kutcher. You used to be the love of my life. Until I saw this picture.
Johnny Depp, I think you looked better in Pirates of the Caribbean...and Alice in Wonderland.
Ooooh Brad Pitt. I know you're aging, but can you please try and do it a bit more gracefully? It's not fair that the world should have to look at that unsightly beard on your face and know the hotness that lies beneath.
Is it laziness? Or perhaps arrogance? Don't own a razor? Inability/unwillingness to USE a razor?
Whatever the case, I draw a fine line between "grunge" and total lack of hygiene.




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